BUSH: "FUCK OSAMA, I WANT SADDAM!"

That's right, George Bush is, to all intents and purposes is temporarily calling off the "War on Terrorism" to focus his attentions on kiling Saddam Hussein. Well, killing isn't really the word (read:phrase). I guess it should be:

Make a feeble attempt to kill Saddam, but in the process, kill countless innocent Iraqi's, then, in the unlikely event of Saddam's hideout being breached, botch another attempt to bomb him out!

But why does he so desperately want the guy dead? Is it because he represents a hate figure with a penchant for killing, OR is it because he represents a threat to Daddy's lucrative ties with Saudi oli-barons, who might see their billions go down shit-creek if Saddam hikes the prices on Petroleum?

And if Dubya goes ahead and proves my predictions correct, won't he simply be turning terrorist himself, by sending countless millions of innocent Iraqi's to the big oil-drum in the sky?

Still, things have been a bit quiet on the old mass-execution front since his time in Texas, haven't they?

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MICHAEL MOORE COMING TO ENGLAND

Michael Moore, now world famous for writing the multi-million selling political book, "Stupid White Men", is coming to England for his own theatre show, the first time he has done such a thing. The show runs from 9 November through 8 December, and takes place at The Round House in London.

Tickets are available HERE

And by the way, buy the book!

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